March 2003

The Gimper about his disability and visiting the brothels. And this post.

Donna's Ranch and their VIP card.

Dennis Hof's wisdom.

Who will LadyBear recommend?

The Dovetail has re-opened.

Webbie explains reasons for post deletions.

Nikki tells off SIDEWINDER.

Texas Bill speaks from experience.

Madam Donna about an incident involving a working girl.

He paid one thousand dollars for less than one hour.

Chay to work at The Shady Lady Ranch. And here.

The status of Doug Lindeman's Mustang Ranch documentary.

Hooters would not hire MAX because she was a stripper!

Ken and Julie met "in a brothel in ely Nevada 25 yars ago". And read this one.

Avid Reader states her politics. And here are some juicy tidbits from her past.

Although totally off-topic, I found this to be food for thought.

EDITORIAL #012 :

The following are fifty (50) reasons I randomly give when asked why I haven't gotten married. I actually wrote these when I got bored at work on the afternoon of Monday, November 04, 2002, within about an hour's time, and they are presented here in the order I wrote them :

1. I haven't found a woman rich enough for me.

2. I haven't found a woman smart enough for me.

3. Marriage? What's that? Where is a dictionary when you need one?

4. I'm too young to get married.

5. I'm too old to get married.

6. No woman is worthy enough to be my wife.

7. I'm not worthy enough to be some woman's husband.

8. Every woman on this planet is a distant cousin of mine, and you're not supposed to marry your cousin.

9. I'm gay.

10. I find women boring.

11. I'm afraid of commitment.

12. I'm still looking for a woman with REALLY large breasts.

13. I'm too poor to get married.

14. I'm from Mars and my biochemistry is incompatible with that of Earth women.

15. I'm allergic to women.

16. I'm a Roman Catholic priest. (I no longer use this one.)

17. I prefer computers to women.

18. Women talk too much.

19. Women scare me.

20. I don't understand women.

21. Women are immoral.

22. I am immoral.

23. I have too much respect for women to marry one.

24. Women are just men with funny bumps.

25. Women find my body odor offensive.

26. All the good ones are already married.

27. God is a woman, and she commanded me to keep my hands off her sisters.

28. I'm still looking for a gal just like the gal that married dear old Dad.

29. I'm afraid I might marry Lorena Bobbitt's cousin.

30. What do Black Widow spiders and Preying Mantisses have in common?

31. I'm a misogynist. (Had to check the spelling on that word.)

32. I'm a woman.

33. Love is a four-lettered word.

34. Women have cooties.

35. I have dedicated my life to the pursuit of geekdom.

36. I'm too busy to get married.

37. Women make jokes about my green teeth.

38. Women don't like my pickup truck.

39. Women don't like my dog.

40. My dog doesn't like women.

41. My dog is all the woman I'll ever need.

42. Harvey and I are still observing the habits of women.

43. Women don't trust me.

44. I don't trust women.

45. I had a bad experience with that dating service.

46. I'm still waiting for a movie star to answer my personal ad.

47. The women I know aren't like those in the movies.

48. I still can't decide if I want Ginger or Mary Ann.

49. I can't find good women anymore since the IRS shut down The Mustang Ranch.

50. I drink my fill of women at work.

Be seeing you.

Bashful